teenagerposts:

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i’m not leaving the house)

redscout:

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

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stability:

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

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lynaetre:

erikaweezy:

ayooo-shawty:

black–twitter:

reminder to cancel any free trials you signed up and will be charged for

Totally needed this

Omg thank you so much

Good lookin!

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aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

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make–it–gayer:

this is a true ally